just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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