So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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