Whod you bang
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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