you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
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Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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