Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
why do cheetos always look like penises
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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