Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
bring money and cleavage
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Randomize
