and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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