i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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