Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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