According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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