She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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