i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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