oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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