Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
there is puke in my bra ... again
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