well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
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The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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