I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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