last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
