For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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