I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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