But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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