Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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