Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
