Define "chronic" masturbator.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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