I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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