Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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