It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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