would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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