So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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