ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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