you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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