He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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