I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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