It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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