They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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