Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
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