youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
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oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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