it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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