R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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