God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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