O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
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He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
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Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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