I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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