No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
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im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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