I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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