Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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