My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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