no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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