The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
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And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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