did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Someone came in the potted fern
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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