Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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