i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Pooping to opera.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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