so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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