At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
It's never too late to be topless.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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