Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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