I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I lost the right to judge tonight
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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