well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I wish you could order shots online.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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