Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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