i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
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I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
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I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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