when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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