Kiss
Puke
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
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Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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