you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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